PIKAJEW





PIKAJEW (as defined by Urban Dictionary)


A pikachu devoted to Judaism
Ash: Pikachu! I choose you! Thunderbolt! NOW! . . . Pikachu?
Brock: Ash! What the f***? What day is it?
Ash: . . . Sunday
Brock: What the hell is that on Pikachu's head?
Ash: . . . A yarmulke
Brock: EXACTLY DIPSH*T! IT'S F***ING SUNDAY AND YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE A JEWISH PIKACHU DO WORK! IT'S AGAINST HIS F***ING RELIGION ***HOLE!
Ash: Uh, I-I'm sorry
Brock: WHY DON'T YOU SAY SORRY TO PIKAJEW YOU STUPID SH*T? CHECK THE F***ING POKEDEX FOR ONCE DUMB***! AND I LEFT MY OWN F***ING GYM TO TRAVEL WITH YOU! HEY ASH! HOW ABOUT YOU PAY ATTENTION AND STOP BEING SUCH AN ASHHOLE, HUH F***FACE?

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